• I woke up today with a very bad toothache. I decided not to go to work today and so messaged my friend and told her that I will not be showing up. I then asked my cousin to get me an appointment with her father, since her father is an excellent dentist and was our patient at the hospital at the same time. Nothing wrong with him just check ups.

• He called me and asked me to go to the kuliya to get my teeth x-rayed. I went there and met his daughter who was also having some toothache as well. Before going I told him that I have diagnosed myself with pericoronitis. He laughed though;s. I was checking big pearl’s post today were I found that word. She described what was happening to me exactly! So may we have a round of applause for our dentist please!

•  Anyway, I went there and met my cousin. She is suffering from almost the same thing but the pain was a bit milder. After waiting for about an hour or so (which passed by very quickly since I have not met my cousin for a long time) I got to see the dentist.

• The dentist told me that I will be going under the knife tomorrow to remove two of my wisdom teeth! And that they would have to cut one of them into small pieces before removing it. He told me that there is a risk of damaging my mandibular nerve which innervates my lower lip! The risk is small though. I will be in pain afterwards and some swelling will develop. 

• The only problem is that I already booked my ticket to dubai! I am supposed to go there on thursday!! So Big pearls can you please continue your favour and tell me if its okay to travel 3 days after the operation. Ill have it tomorrow at 11:30am. Oh and the doctor’s name is 3ala`a. Is he good?

• I wrote the following poem few months ago. I am not sure how good it is. My father said; it had some mistakes.

في مدح الوهاب بكتب القصيد.. الله الجبار العالي شانه

ما قبله حد و هو في الكون الوحيد.. و كل يوم و يوم نطلبه لستعانه

من عصاه شقى و من طاعه سعيد.. و يعطي ربنا الاجر و يطول إب زمانه

الرحمن الرحيم اللطيف الحميد.. اللي خلق الإنسان و سوى بنانه

لكن كلامي قليل و عن وصف ربي ما يزيد.. الله المنان تعالى عن الوصف سبحانه

و اليوم ادعوك يا الغفار المجيد.. تغفر ليعقوب و عيسى و جواهر و دانه

• P.S. The last four names are the those of my grandfathers and mothers. I have only met yadi y3qoub ala yer7ama o yer7amhum. 

• Clever women are extremely sexy 

• What’s up with people giving their kids weird names?! And when you ask why? They tell you its written in the qouran!? The word “Fasiq” is written in the qouran as well! Are we going to see bu fasiq and om fasiq soon??

• My sister, brother and myself were sitting in the living room yesterday when my younger brother told me not to bring “those kind of books in his car, or he will rip them”! The book is called “the story of god” I tried to explain what is the book about but he was taking non of it. He kept saying : “int lebrali”!

• I have to go and give my uncle a quick visit. He is not feeling well. But have to study more before going. I am suppose to be giving a tutorial to my colleague tomorrow. She gave me one on the management of diabetes today. She is VERY clever mashala. She will be going to final med this year and she is just 21 years old. Mashala again.

• First of all I would like to make sure that “some bloggers” understand eni mo ga3d atghala!! Yes I am not that busy, but I did not have a lot of stuff to write about as well. Well to be honest I did, but I never felt like writing them, do not know why! So STOP the nonsense!

• Secondly, I would also like to thank those who asked about me during my SHORT absence! It was very much appreciated. Please note that I am also thanking those that accused me of “El-teghely!”

• I was having some problems making my blog private. The main reason is because wordpress is stupid! In order for people to have access to my blog they must have a wordpress account as well, and since most (not all) my favourite bloggers are on blogspot, making it private was not an option. I thought of moving to blogspot, but I do not think I will. I have to think of another solution!

• This blog will become private in the near future. If you would like to have access please say so. Some people will be invited wether they leave a comment or not (i.e Fourme and others). And some people will NOT be invited even if they leave a comment! 

الخالد لـ «الراي»: لن نسمح بدخول العاهرات وسنبقى بإذن الله بلداً طاهراً

• Khalik rabi yal 7abeb! [Link]

• So thanks to Hamitaf La B. I saw the best animated movie last night! It is funny. You have to watch it!

• “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, and today is a gift. Thats why they call it present” That was a saying by Oogway, the ultimate master in kung fu panda! Yes its hilarious!

• If you go to Las Vegas, would you gamble? Even for the fun of it? For example; if your traveling with your husband/wife for the honeymoon. Would you do it 7ta law 3ba6?

• My very annoying cousin who is my second cousin at the same time. Yes we have a very twisted weird family! So Essa decided to invade our not so peaceful world. He decided to create a blog, as if food products were never enough!! I am so going to make this blog private soon! And for this da3aya I should be getting some free cookies soon!! Do you hear me??

• I bought a book yesterday. Its written by robert winston. Its called “the story of god”. He has many tv shows on the BBC. I used to follow them. They are great! I just hope I wont change my faith after finishing the book!

• Planning to go eat at noodles house today. We might go eat at meat company

• Yesterday was a bad day! Well not the whole day, but some part of it. I just got out of a movie in mall of emirates, when I realized that my credit card was not with me. I wont lie, I did panic a bit. Called the bank to check my balance. Nothing changed, the balance was the same. So I knew that I just had to cancel it. But I had money in it. So I wanted to transfer them to my other account but the bank told me that its not possible. So I ended up canceling my beloved credit card. 

• The VIP seating in the cinema is absolutely fantastic! The seat is very comfortable, food is good, and they even give you a blanket?! 

• I went to 6ajen, a moroccan rest. in royal mirage hotel. I am a big fan of that rest. The meat is tender, the rice is good and so is the music.

• My cousin ga3d e7in. He wants me to get a new mobile. I simply can not do it. I like mine. Yes its old. Very old to some, but I am used to it!

• I will live in dubai soon! I will have to find a wife that will want to live here!