Mugged!

 

• In the summer of 2000, we were in london as usual. My two cousins and myself were at pizza express having dinner. The one just behind selfridges. 3esa (not the one that just got engaged) is 4 years older than me, and m7amed is 3 years younger than me. 3esa and m7amed were having a stupid debate. 3esa was saying that no one can drink 2L of milk in one try without vomiting. M7amed was not accepting it. So we decided to go and get some milk and I wanted an international card. It was around 11:30pm. We finished buying everything and were walking back to our apartment when suddenly three people approached us. One of them was pushing me backwards and faja’a a punch stroked my face! Yes I saw some circulating birds. Anyway, I realized its time for self defence! I fought back, the guy was asking for my money and my mobile. Although I did not have much in my pocket, I told myself that there is no way I am giving him anything! 3esa was also fighting, he was fighting two men!! Few minutes later, they ran away. They never stole anything from me and 3esa. We looked left and right? There was no sing of m7amed! We got a bit worried. His parents are not here, and he is amana 3ndena. We called his number and they answered. We asked where is our cousin, they said; He is F***** disabled!! We stood there for a while not knowing what to do, until we got a call from my sister telling us to come back QUICKLY! She was worried. We realized that m7amed, our overweight cousin, who does not like walking at ALL, has took off his sandals and ran like there was no tomorrow!! We later knew that he gave them the phone by mutual consent just before running:D! When our family knew about it later (our faces had many signs) they said that: El-rayal el wa7ed fekom is 7amood!!!

• Sunday’s song, one of the best if not the best!